A father walks up to his son on the day of his confirmation and tells him he has a small gift. He hands his son a small wrist band with the recognizable four initials WWJD – What Would Jesus Do? The father tells the son that the meaning of this wristband would help him all of his days and make dealing with his life and relationships easier. The next day the boy sat glumly on the family’s front porch. “What is the matter, son?” The father asked him.
“Well, nothing,” the boy began, “Its just I have this problem…”
“Did you think about What Jesus Would Do?” the father quickly responded.
“Yes, of course,” the boy said slowly, “The problem is I don’t think just don’t think Jesus would have gotten himself in this situation.”
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A man stumbles into a deep well and plummets 100 feet before grasping a spindly root, stopping his fall. His grip grows weaker and weaker, and in his desperation he cries out, “Is there anybody up there?” He looks up, and all he can see is a circle of sky. Suddenly the clouds part and a beam of bright light shines down on him. A deep voice thunders, “I, the Lord am here. Let go of the root and I will save you.” The man thinks for a moment and then yells, “Is there anybody else up there?”
From Epistemology: Reason vs. Revelation.
Plato and a Platypus walk into a Bar calendar.
Yours sounds like it would be from the same book, you should read it, its really quite funny and enlightening.